Buy This For Me!
My birthday is coming up and all you sluts get your pennies together and buy me this shit. I need something shiny to suck on, because the shit I suck are dirty.
A website called Itsmybinky.com has sent a one-of-a-kind 14K gold and diamond studded pacifier worth $17,000 to Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. The binky is made of European white gold and 3 carats of white diamonds.Interestingly, the design was inspired by the birth of Donald and Melania Trump's son Barron William.
That's a waste of fucking money! That money would buy a lot of shit for their beloved Namibia.