Blueballs Madonna is Not Hot

Geri Haliwell has put her daughter, Blueballs Madonna, on display for all the World to see in some magazine. The picture above is the creepiest. These are like low-rent versions of the Messiah Jolie-Pitt photospread. Shame on Geri for parading her daughter around like that, especially since she looks like a prune. Now before you write me on how I shouldn't make fun of kids, calm down. BM doesn't give a shit about my stupid ass. If she knew the language of "fuck off" she'd give it to me good. She's like not even one years old and she's already so much richer and skinnier than me.