Being a Wreck at 59
The Rolling Stones are facing another setback. They had to reschedule tons of dates on earlier in their current tour, because Keith Richards' fell out of a tree and had to get brain surgery. Guitarist, Ronnie Wood, has just checked himself into a London rehab facility to battle his booze issues. This will be his second time in two years trying to kick the bad habit.
A rep for the band assures us that the tour will resume as normal on July 11th in Milan.
Why get help now? He's like 99, he's gonna go pretty soon. You might as well go with a little scotch in your belly. Just kidding, you're never too old for help or cheese.