Anal Pap Smear?!
What the hell is an anal pap smear? Do I need one? I'll check on that later.
Medical professionals are excited about the possibility of at home pap smears. All you would have to do is stick a q-tip up your ass and mail it to the lab. This could reduce the number of STI infections and other infections.
Sorry about the picture! That's not an anal pap, that's a regular one. My stretched out asshole probably looks pretty close to that though. Just kidding! Go get an anal pap now!