You Couldn't Pay Me Enough to Kiss Axl Rose!
Ok, maybe you could.
Rosario Dawson puckered up onto Axl's flakey white skin at her birthday party last night. Does he have that Jacko skin disease? She's totally cheating on her hot boyfriend (Jason Lewis, below) with him. I'd probably suck off Axl just to say I did. However, his dick would probably crumble into my mouth like Feta cheese.