What the Hell is MillionaireMatch.com?!

Shit, we need to get on that shit pronto!

Anyhow, some gold-digging whore is claiming that Charlie Sheen done did her wrong after she met him on millionairematch.com.

"He's about as sick as they come," says the aspiring actress in her late 20s, who looks a schoolgirl-ish 18. The Sheen throwaway spoke with Life & Style, which published a clean version of what the unidentified woman said. Here's the unedited rest of it.

"He posed as a talent scout [and] left a message that was, like, 'Hi, this is Mr. Jonze, I'm interested in seeing more pictures of you.' When I called him back, after a few minutes of talking, he told me who he was.

"We dated for about a month. He's such a [bleep]ing perv. He would ask me to dress up, like, in pigtails and schoolgirl outfits. I don't think he's like a pedophile, but he's definitely into really young girls. You know like 18, 19. I don't doubt that everything his wife is saying now is true.

"He was a big talker, and once I asked him if he was this open with all his girlfriends. He said that he was. He said, 'I like to get to know everyone, even pros.' He calls prostitutes pros . . . He would take Viagra every time before sex, which is kind of weird."

Then things went sour. "We dated from early-mid April till just a couple days ago. Then one day, out of the blue, I can't reach him," she fumed. "I call and it's dead air. He didn't even have the decency to break up with me. Basically, he used me."

The woman also told the mag that Sheen "absolutely hates Denise. He would call her 'that demon' or say, 'she's the antichrist.' "

Let's see...you're dating a married man that has been known to pick-up hookers, has a drug problem and is crazy. Yet, you are surprised when he doesn't have the decency to dump you and you're surprised he's into kinky shit. Yup, she is a dumb whore.

Sheen's spokebitch had this hilarious rebuttle: "It's not true . . . Why don't you just lose my number?"

Wow, that's good PR work for ya!

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