Somebody Push Her!
TMZ has a video of Paris Hilton singing Rod Stewart's Do Ya Think I'm Sexy at a Madonna concert after party at Tao in Las Vegas. Paris tries desperately to act sexy, she even lifts up her skirt showing her ass to the audience. First of all, Paris dances like an amputee with tourettes and she sounds like a half-dead hyena. This album is going to make The Spice Girls look like fucking Pavarotti. She honestly needs to just stick a dick in it.