The Return of Lewis!
Over a month ago I became fascinated with the hottest cat on Earth: Lewis. Lewis was that crazy bitch who terrorized a Connecticut neighborhood and almost killed an Avon lady. Neighbors were fed up with his ass and wanted him burned alive!
Well, Lewis is going to court! Ruth Cisero is his owner and withdrew her bid for probation, because she would've had to have poor Lewis euthanized. Prosecutors would only allow giving Ruth probation if Lewis was murdered!
Lewis has already become a cult classic over the internet. Over 500 "Save Lewis" t-shirts have been sold in order to raise funds for Ruth's defense. He even has his own MySpace!
Buy a t-shirt here! I know I am. Lewis is way too hot to leave this world! Stupid bitches gotta support one another!