Paris Hilton Hawks Crap She Doesn't Even Know the Name Of
Paris Hilton is launching a line of video games featuring her whore face. The games can be played on your cell phone. At last night's launch of the game, she showed up late and even forgot the name of her dumb game. The first game is called Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam.
And here's what she told reporters: "I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game,"
Damn she's dumb. Somebody punch this slut in the face already.
In the game you play Paris Hilton and must suck and jack off dick in order to receive money to buy crap at Kitson.
Here's our favorite whore at a birthday party for Joe Francis at Six Flags in California. She's that close to kissing the bunny between the ears.
[MSNBC] [Thanks Jason]