Parasite Hilton's Album will Never Be Heard (Thanks God)

Parasite Hilton's album debut was supposed to be out ages ago, but kept getting pushed back. She told reporters earlier this year that it would no doubt be out in July. July was then pushed to August. It now seems that the album won't debut until September, because she wants to include a cover of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy".

Producers must now try and get permission to include the track and that has caused a delay.

A source said: "“It's just Paris's latest idea and because she shares a label with Gnarls, she thinks that it will all be a piece of cake."

"The chances of it happening are minute, but everything has to go on pause again while it's all discussed. That means the album won't now be out until about September. At first it was July, then August. It keeps nearly getting finished and then something else happens."

Paris was also in Cannes to sing some songs from the upcoming Grammy-winning album. This album is destined to debut soon alright. Debut in the half off bin at Sam Goody's!

Below is a picture of that whore trying to catch the crabs from her vagina before they get to her face.

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