Own a Piece of Britney for a Rock Bottom Price!

Britney Spears has yet again slashed the price of her Manhattan apartment. The downtown penthouse has been on the market for 2 years now.

The 4,000-sq.-ft., three bedroom, four and a half bathroom, four-floor apartment (which also has a media room, library and terrace), has a new asking price of $4.55 million, reduced from the previous $4.95 million, reports the New York Observer and confirmed by the pop princess's real-estate broker.

Spears, 24, bought the apartment in 2002 for $3 million and then put it on the market in 2004 – for $6 million, says the paper. Last year the price came down to $4.95 million. The latest reduction is new.

People! Buy this shit! She has another kid on the way and needs more dough. She can always get SPF a job as chauffeur.

In other Brit news she's due to give a mystery press conference tomorrow. Nobody has any idea on what she's going to talk about. Sources think that she's going to officially announce her second pregnancy and split from KFed. Others think that she will announce her next album plans with Jive.

I hope she announces her plans to murder KFed! She needs to hold that shit off until I get a piece.

[People]