Nicole Kidman Needs a Wedding Singer Pronto!
Looks like a famous bitch like Nicole Kidman has the same troubles every other bride does. Nicole had asked friend Bette Midler to sing that cheesey song, Toejam Between My Toes, at her upcoming extravaganza wedding to Keith Urban. Bette declined, because she hates her ass. Keith had asked Midnight Oil frontman, Peter Garrett , to take Bette's place and perform at their wedding. But his ass is like some political activist and has schedule issues. So as of now the pair are scrambling to find someone that will travel to Australia and sing for their asses.
After tonight, Katharine McPhee will be pretty available.
In other Nicky news....she will not have a pre-nuptial agreement with Keith Urban, because they both make the same amount of cash.
Dumb bitch! She's gonna get burned!