KFed Wants Jessica Alba in a Threesome

Jessica Alba is probably creaming in her panties at the thought of a KFed and Britney Spears threesome. KFed told Power 106 in Los Angeles that he fantasizes about Jessica and wants to get with her and his wife together. Poor Alba...she probably got an STD just from KFed thinking about her in that way.

KFed also dissed one of wifey's hits: "“I don't think there'’s one [song] that I really hate."

” "“I could do without hearing 'Baby One More Time' anymore."

And where's that press conference? I guess it's not happening. Damn, I was hoping Britney was going to dump his ass in front of anyone. Looks like bitch is more dickmatized than we thought.

[National Ledger]