The Katie Holmes Robot is Complete!
The new Kate Cruise robot was revealed at last night's Mission Impossible 3 premiere in Los Angeles. As expected, Tom and his robot girlfriend smooched and tried to look mighty in love...but we all knew that this poor thing has no idea what's going on. Kate looked tired and fug, but I would look ten times worse if I had to deal with his mess.
In other Tom news....looks like there's a ban on personal ultrasound machines because of his ass.