Jordan to Flex Her Tonsils
Jordan will work her tonsils and not in the way she's used to. She's currently in talks to star in the Celebrity version of X-Factor over in England. X-Factor is just like American Idol, but with old bitches. Simon Cowell is executive producer and has confirmed he's talking with the big-tittied slut. Jordan is desperate for a music career and hopes this will launch it.
In order to launch her music career, I'm afraid she's gonna have to use those tonsils as a plate for jizz and not for singing. That's the only way this gorgeous thing is gonna get a contract.