Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Doesn't Do Actress
Fruit-cake and actor, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, has worked with the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie but claims that he's not attracted to them in the least. It's all smoke and mirrors he said and they don't really look like that. He also says that all his friends he's the luckiest son of a bitch in the world, because he gets to bang these beauties all day.
He said: "I go back to Ireland and they're like (of Johansson), 'You fucker, did you ride her? Is she a good ride? I bet you banged the ass off her, didn't you?' "I'm like 'Nah, nah, nah.' My friends are like, 'Angelina Jolie, what's she fucking like?' "These women are much more beautiful in magazines than they'll ever be in real life. They're all airbrushed. I'm not sure that I fancy movie stars. I'm not sure that turns me on."
Sweetie darling, it's not that you aren't turned on by Scarlett and Angie...it's that you're not turned on by vagina. Once you realize that, you'll have a much better time! Cheerio! Oh wait, he's Irish. Um...Lucky Charms!
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