Jesus Jolie-Pitt is a Girl!

If you haven't already heard....

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, a rep for the couple confirms in a statement to PEOPLE.

The child was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia.

Shiloh? Not bad. Better than a lot of the other names I've heard. It means "his gift" in Hebrew, because both of them are like so Jewish. Shiloh is mostly a dude's name, but it can also be a chick's name as well.

Maddox is pissed!

Jennifer Aniston issued this statement: "AHAHAHAHA...OOOOO....UGHHHH"

[People]