Janice Dickinson's Spills the Beans on "Mating" with Mick Jagger

When Janice Dickinson is promoting something, you can bet your ass she's going to try to shock and appall us. This isn't so much as shocking or appalling as it is nasty. She talks about what it was like to "mate" with Mick Jagger.

"Mating with Mick for me was like a boxing match; the ring was my queen-sized mattress. He'd flip me over and then I'd flip him over - which wasn't hard because he only came up to my shoulders if we were standing. In the throes of passion, I thought about my ideal man - who was not Mick Jagger. My dream was a Jewish JIM MORRISON; Mick was more like the Dutch Boy you see on paint cans...He wasn't at all my type. But then again, it didn't matter - because he was Mick Jagger."

Gross. I don't know why imagining sex between these creatures grosses me out. It should be hot, but not in my eyes it ain't and who the hell says "mating"? Janice, quit trying to act like a lady. Whores say "fucking" and that's what you should be saying!

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