Jade is My Jesus!
Since the end of Flavor of Love, I have been looking for another reality show bitch that I can fall in love with. I must say that at first I didn't like Jade, but she's quickly become my favorite piece of reality show trash. She is a true philosopher and scholar. She seriously should teach a class at Harvard.
Anyway, this week the girls shot with elephants and this gave us two amazing Jade quotes:
"To be next to a creature that preposterous and that big, it was just like wow"
"I always remember this...shooting with an elephant reminds me of an ancient dinosaur, because they are in the dinosaur family"