It's Official! Bitch is Pregnant!
Yup, Britney Spears confirmed on David Letterman tonight what we've already known.
"Don't worry Dave, it's not yours," the 24-year-old singer told the late-night talk show's host as she walked onto the stage in a black dress that revealed a tell-tale tummy bulge.
Her entrance was accompanied by the band playing My Prerogative, the title song on her greatest-hits album.
"Oh. Well, I think that's good news for both of us," Letterman joked back.
The comedian went on to ask Spears point blank: "So, we've established now that you are in fact pregnant, is that right?"
"Yes, sir," she answered to wild applause from the studio audience.
Letterman then took Spears' hand and kissed it.
Damn, she's a white piece of trash! Somewhere KFed is getting wasted with another chick. Hey, at least he's celebrating.