If I Had a Frappuccino for Every Time She's Threw Him Out....
...I'd be as fat as her ass!
PREGNANT Britney Spears has thrown hubby Kevin Federline out of her home — heightening divorce rumours.
Kevin, 28, has spent three out of the last four nights holed up in a flat with pals in Sherman Oaks, California — while Britney has remained at home in Malibu.
Britney, 24, refuses to comment.
A pal said: “Things have suddenly turned very sour. It looks bad.”
Please, ho is as dickmatized as they cum. Seriously, she'll come begging for it in no time.
[The Sun] [Thx Anonie]