I Guess They Aren't Paying Her Enough
Eva LongWHORIA is a disgusting person and should not even be famous. She should be serving me griddle cakes at Denny's. Instead, she's signed a pact with the devil that has made her rich and famous. On a recent night out with Mario "Slater" Lopez, Eva was disgusted that the cocktail waitress actually brought her the bill.
Her bill was only $17 and Eva handed her a $100 bill. When the waitress brought her change back, Eva grabbed it from her and sneered at her and said "Celebrities should be comped!" She then stormed out without leaving a tip.
That's the quote of the year! If I was the waitress, I would've punched her in the fucking mouth and said "I'm sorry, I thought you said celebrities should be popped! Bow dow!"
[Defamer] [Thx Stacy]