How Much are Pictures of Jesus Pitt Worth?
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly have already sold the rights to pictures of their first born. An unnamed U.S. Magazine (I hear it's OK!) has apparently paid $5 Million for the rights with every single penny going to UNICEF.
A source said: "Angelina's very private but they figured they might as well use the opportunity of one child being born to help a lot of others."
Let's totally fuck their shit up and get our asses over to Namibia to get the pictures first and then like post it on our MySpaces. Actually, I don't need malaria, so fuck that.