HOish & Matronly
Madge is becoming Queen of cheap clothes. Remember when she was "la face" of The Gap? Well, she's just inked a deal to represent H&M. The deal is said to be worth millions and millions of dollars.
The 47-year-old mum of two will be the latest in a long line of stunning star women to front ad campaigns for the popular high-street chain.
Previously, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford and Anna Nicole Smith have all advertised the brand.
The firm also boasts successful collaborations with high-profile designers such as Madonna's close friend Stella McCartney - her capsule collection sold out in minutes and caused chaos as fans scrambled for cheap off-the-hanger pieces.
H&M have recently announced they will launch a special collection created by Dutch design duo Viktor + Rolf in November.
It is believed Madonna appear in the accompanying advertising campaign.
Company spokeswoman, Kristina Stenvinkel, would neither confirm nor deny the reports, saying: "Our policy is to never comment on such speculation."
Hmm...so I thought money wasn't a thing for this Kabbala-hag? Obviously, she'd sell her rusty vagina out to anybody for the right price. Next time she preaches about material things, somebody remind her ass that she's the queen of superficiality.