Hmmm....I Smell Something Fishy and it Ain't Her Cooch!
Jordan almost kidnapped!
Scotland Yard has apparently put a stop to the UK glamour girl and her family getting nabbed. The police have put Jordan, Peter Andre, Harvey and Junior under surveillance for the past 3-months after they had received threats from someone claiming they were going to take Harvey or Junior from the piece of trash couple.
Detectives discovered a gang of foreign and London crooks planned to take one of the children hostage and demand a #1 million ransom.
The threat was described as "very real".
The father of Jordan's elder son Harvey is Sydney FC footballer Dwight Yorke.
He is out of Australia at the moment training with Manchester United ahead of captaining Trinidad and Tobago in the upcoming World Cup.
A panic button and a monitored alarm system have been installed at Jordan's #750,000 country home in Maresfield, East Sussex, the paper reported, and she has a bodyguard for when she goes out.
An official Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed: "The Metropolitan Police specialist kidnap unit are investigating intelligence about a threat to kidnap and extra security has been put in place to protect the family."
Please, Jordan is taking a page out of Posh Beckham's book. The same shit happened to her ass. Publicity anyone?
You know Harvey probably put that shit together himself. He was sick of wearing handmade clothes and forced to pose for pictures in two-bit magazines.
And if anybody takes Harvey, I will slice them up like a used up vagina!
[The Daily Telegraph]