Heather Mills Could Be $400 Million Richer

Paul McCartney issued this statement about his separation to Heather Mills:

"“It'’s been suggested that she married me for the money and there is not an ounce of truth in this."

Whether or not that statement is true...Heather could walk away with a quarter of Paul's £825 Million fortune. That means she could stand to make about $400 Million US.

When they were married back in 2002, no pre-nup was signed. That idiot!

I won't make anymore jokes about her fake leg, I promise! However, here's a joke that I did NOT come up with:

Harry was going about his goldmining job when there was a terrible accident and the mine caved in. He came round in hospital to find he's had his leg cut off to get him free from the ruins.

Harry was distraught. "I'll never work again he said!"

"No" reassured his pal Ernie. "You'll get work"

"But who would want a one-legged golddigger?" he asked

"Paul mcCartney!"

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