A Group of Messes
Last night was the Race to Erase MS event in Century City, CA. No, Brooke Shields didn't just randomly decide to wear an afro wig...the theme was like 70s with a Tommy Hillfiger fashion show.
Natalie Cole took that shit one step further! Ack! She better wash her wig when she gets home, because Paris Hilton's crabs are jumping into that shit.
An event wouldn't be complete without some trashy snatch!
What did that poor dog do in a past life to deserve this?
Paris doesn't give a hell about dogs! She even passed that poor thing off to Lara Flynn Boyle and she probably used that puppy's youthful blood to inject her lips with.
Lisa Rinna needs to stop the dancing thing. It's not cute. Kelly Osbourne looked well...she looked..um..well..yeah.
Feed the children!
Seriously! Hey, is that one of Dorothy Hamill's old costumes on Blohan?
After the picture above was taken, Jon Lovitz ate them.
Quick! They are all together in one place, quarantine them!