Elma Farnsworth passed away on April 28th at age 98. Most of you don't know who this bitch was. She was the wife of Philo Farnsworth, who invented television. In fact, Elma helped Philo in his lab and was the first person to ever be featured on television---in Philo's lab---back in the 20s.
So basically without this bitch's help in the lab, and by keeping her husband Philo happy in the sack, none of us would have TV. What the fuck would my life be? Without Elma shows like Dynasty, Falcon Crest, America's Next Top Model and the late, great Footballers Wives wouldn't exist!
If you think about it, without television, America probably wouldn't be filled with fat stupid fucks like me! Elma is a patriot and I love her!