George Michael is Becoming the New Pete Doherty!
This bitch is a straight-up mess! Not only is George Michael's face fugly full of surgery, but he is a pill-popping wreck! He fell asleep at the wheel and crashed his ass again! This is the most dangerous Queen in the World!
On Thursday night the gay star went cruising near his home and dozed off at traffic lights in Highgate, north London.
They changed FOUR TIMES before he was woken with a start by a driver tapping on the window.
"He was sweating heavily and had his iPod on," said the driver. "That's probably why he didn't hear all the angry tooting behind him. He got going again—but was weaving all over the place. Then he hit a bollard. I doubt he even noticed it. He looked wasted. He just drove on."
George had only just got his Range Rover back after hitting three parked cars earlier this month.
In February he was cautioned by cops for possessing cannabis after being found asleep at the wheel.
Damn! Somebody get this fruit cake off the road. He's a danger to all of us. But they'll let him go, because they punish hos over there. I wonder what was on his iPod? Probably, I Want Your Sex.
[News of the World] [Thanks Stacy]