Elizabeth Taylor Doesn't Have Alzheimer's - She's Just Cuckoo

There have been a flurry of reports in the past weeks that screen legend, Elizabeth Taylor, is on her death bed and suffering from severe Alzheimer's. However, Liz brushed off those reports when she appeared on Larry King Live last night. She was in a wheelchair, but only due to back problems.

She said: "Oh come on, do I look like I'm dying? Do I look like or sound like I have Alzheimer's?" When asked why on Earth they would write something like that, she responded "because they have nothing else dirty to write about anybody else."

Larry also asked her about Michael Jackson's recent molestation trial. And that whole thing angered her, "I've never been so angry in my life."

Thank Jesus for that I say (that she's not on her death bed)! But, Liz is crazy because she's the only person who actually thinks Michael Jackson is innocent. The black wig is so less "nuts-looking" than the white wig, I'll give her that.

[Yahoo News] [Thx MomtheMumsie]