Bruce Willis Refuses to Screw Halle Berry!!
Most men would pay top dollar to simply sniff on Halle Berry's toes, but not Bruce Willis! He's getting paid major bank to star alongside her in Perfect Stranger. No, this shit isn't based on the TV show. Although, I think Halle would probably play Balki.
Anyhow, the two were all set to shoot a hot sex scene...but Bruce backed out at the last minute. Sources say he felt Halle was too sexy? What? He gay.
Halle had to shoot the scene herself and alone by writhing on the bed and pretending she was doing Bruce. They played Bruce's voice to portray that he was in bed with her. They shot his scene separately and then effects editors have used the magic of computer technology to piece that shit together.
Computer sex?! Shit, sex scenes on The Sims is probably hotter than that shit. That's just pathetic, but their performances are probably robotic anyway so we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.