The British Britney Spears
An anonymous girl we'll call Crystal is set to be Britian's youngest mother when she gives birth next month. Crystal was just 11 when she conceived her first child and will only be 12 when she has it. She isn't letting pregnancy get in the way of her smoking and drinking. She smokes about 20 fags a day.
She also conceived the child during a drunken night out with a 15-year-old-boy. The boy in question is currently facing statutory rape charges.
Her 34-year-old mother, who gave birth to her youngest child eight months ago, said she was 'proud' of her daughter. The youngster, who lives near Edinburgh, says looking after her younger brothers has prepared her for motherhood.
But the girl admits she "panics and cries" when babies are unwell and does not feel able to bathe them.She told the Sun: "I didn't think I'd get pregnant because it was my first time. But I'm really excited and looking forward to being a mum.
"I can't wait to take the baby swimming and out for walks in the pram. I think I'll be able to cope as I've had lots of practice looking after my brothers.
"I know how to feed a baby its bottle and I can change nappies. But I panic and cry if they're sick and I don't like giving them a bath because I'm a bit frightened.
"It's good to know I'll have my mum here to help me if I need her."The girl, who has shoulder-length dark hair, began smoking at nine and started drinking tonic wine and vodka cocktails at ten. She claimed her cigarette habit was not harming the health of her unborn child.
She said: "I can give up smoking at any time, but I don't find it affects my pregnancy."
The girl, whose parents split up several years ago, said she would like a baby boy - and may call him Leo.
This really isn't even funny. Poor Leo is going to be one fucked up kid. They need to spay this girl!
[Daily Mail][Thanks Pamboy]