Brangelina Present African Housewares Line
Brad and Angelina Jolie have a lot of time on their hands while they are waiting for her to pop the next Jesus in Namibia. The pair are working with local craftsmen to create a line of rugs, pottery and other items.
A source said: "It combines their two passions. Brad's involved with design and Angelina is committed to humanitarian work."
They will donate all profits to the Namibian community.
God, Angie is getting so boring. I bet you she's knitting and shit. Bitch needs to break out the leather and become a bad ass again.