Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
Star Magazine thinks that Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy is a 31yo entertainment reporter by the name of Larry Birkhead. The two have been dating for several years. The two met at the Kentucky Derby.
Anna's creepy lawyer, Howard K. Stern said: "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet. If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny."
If she is preggers, I hope she's not drinking that beer. I wouldn't put it past her ass. I hope that baby doesn't come out retarded or blind.