American Idol: Why Can't Katharine Stand Up?!
The performance of the night everybody is creaming over is Katharine McPhee's Somewhere Over the Rainbow which was chosen by Simon. I personally felt it was just alright. She belongs on Broadway, it's true. But why can't she stand up? This is the second performance that she does on her knees and ass. I know she has fat thighs, but damn! Stand up lazy.
Taylor Hicks butchered Dancing in the Dark. Paula Abdul filled in for Courtney Cox by looking even more retarded than Taylor.
Did anyone notice how Simon was grabbing at Paula's vagina?
It's pretty clear who is going to win this thing. Taylor pretty much has it in the bag.
Katharine and her breasts can't wait for the finals next week!
Yup, that means poor Elliott Yamin and his face for radio are going off tonight. That's my guess. He's seriously my favorite, but he's packing his shit. Unfortunately, I won't be able to watch it since my DVR can only record two shows at once being the Amazing Race finale and Lost.