American Idol: What the Hell Was Taylor Wearing?
Tonight's American Idol went according to plan. Taylor Hicks did brilliantly and won the judge's approval. He also wore this hideous purple, velvet jacket which to me means that he shouldn't win. But he will....trust me.
Katharine tries her hardest, but she is no match for the Soul Hole or whatever they call Taylor Hicks. She stayed on the ground though. It feels safe for her.
And Mandisa and Kevin Covais are now dating. No really they are. Just kidding, but don't they make a hot couple? How the hell would they fuck?
Can you believe that some of us actually thought that mess was hot? I take dumps that are hotter than him. I'd still hit it and that doesn't mean I hit my dumps!
They are going to dp Kellie any second!
You've all been asking for a picture of Chris Daughtry's wife and there she is in all her normal glory!
Wait, is Paula Abdul eligible to win? I'd vote for her ass a million times over!