American Idol: Funerals are More Exciting Than This

Will this show end already?! I was too bored with that shit to actually sit down and cap it, so I got these from TVGasm. Go read their hilarious recap. Anyway, everybody pretty much sucked as usual. I have to say that I pray Taylor Hicks is the next to go. That bitch is annoying as fuck. We all know that you're quirky and fucking "different", get the fuck over it. I mean his "dancing" has become as predictable as Paula's transparent comments.



His stupid ass even got on the floor to try something new. And Simon totally called it, Taylor is like a bad wedding singer. Even Adam Sandler isn't proud.

Katharine also got on the ground and tried to channel her best Joss Stone. Katharine is probably one of my favorites, but she's still boring as stale oatmeal. And please don't sing Phil Collins, it ain't cute.



Chris was the same, blah and Elliot...well he tries. He still has a face for radio, but he's the most level headed. And Paris...Paris..Paris?! What the fuck was she wearing? That second outfit was like a reject from Beyonce's old closet. Seriously.

So to make this shit short...bottom 2 tonight will be Katharine and Paris with P going home. I'm sorry, but America is probably sick of her freaky ass. She has some small animals to torture anyway and rehearsing for Idol has gotten in the way of that.