The World is Over: TomKitten Has Arrived!

Is the mothership coming next?! All of you run to your local store and buy loads of water and canned foods! Tom Cruise is eating the placenta as we speak! Probably with a Fanta, because you know he likes to Fanta. And isn't it a bit ironic that his baby is born on the same day as Brooke's?!
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have welcomed their first child together, two inside sources have told PEOPLE.
No other details are immediately available.
UPDATE: It's a girl born this morning at 3am in Los Angeles.
According to a statement issued by their publicist, the baby girl weighed 7 lbs 7 oz and was 20 inches in length. They say both mother and daughter are doing well.
The name Suri means "princess" in Hebrew or "red rose" in Persian.
UPDATE II: The bubonic plague has hit Los Angeles. Hmm.... It's starting!
UPDATE III: Here's what Tom is doing now! Thanks Mandy for pic!

UPDATE IV: Reader Brown Eyes has an interesting observation. The name Suri is spelled from the name Cruise without the first and last letter. God, I'm obsessed.
[People][TMZ]
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