We Were So Close!

A wasted Parasite Hilton almost met her maker (probably Satan) at a Hollywood party. You see, the dumb bitch was seriously drunk and decided to throw her ass in the pool. Shortly after she jumped in, a garden light fell into the pool. Everyone freaked out, because they thought her ass was going to get electrocuted. Even her retarded man, Nachos, jumped in after her knocking her in the dead. The dumb whore didn't even let that bother her and she laughed it out and got out of the pool

A source said: "“Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn't get electrocuted. She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process."

She didn't stop there and even though she could barely stand up, she gave everyone a half-assed pole dance.

"Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole - let alone dance."

Damn! What would I give to see this slut fried up? The garden light was no match for her STDs which probably killed the electricity on contact.





[Entertainmentwise]