This is what happens when you watch Jag!
Some woman in London was just discovered in her apartment,
three years after she died! Apparently her skeleton
was found in front of the TV and it was still running!
A woman's skeleton was discovered in her flat three years
after she is believed to have died, it emerged today.
Joyce Vincent was surrounded by Christmas presents and
the television and heating in her bedsit were still on.
The 40-year-old's body was so decomposed that the only way
to identify her was to compare dental records with a holiday photograph.
Police believe she probably died of natural causes in early 2003,
and was only found in January this year when housing association
officials broke into the bedsit in Wood Green, North East London.
They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of
rent arrears that had piled up since her death.
Details of the case emerged during an inquest at Hornsey
Coroner's Court, which was attended by relatives including
Ms Vincent's sisters.
A spokesman for the coroner said today that Ms Vincent had
apparently been a placed in the women's refuge accommodation
as a victim of domestic violence.
When representatives from the Metropolitan Housing Trust
arrived at the flat on Jan 25 they drilled the door open and
discovered stacks of unopened post. Some mail was marked
February 2003, and medication and food had February 2003
expiry dates, the spokesman said. Ms Vincent was found
lying on her back on the floor of the living room, which
also doubled as a bedroom. Dr Simon Poole, a pathologist,
told the inquest he had been unable to establish the
cause of death because the remains were "largely skeletal", but
police do not regard the circumstances as suspicious.
The coroner recorded an open verdict.
This bitch was probably killed because she was watching
too much Walker, Texas Ranger or
some other piece of shit CBS show. Take note people!
[telegraph.co.uk] [Thanks to Bryon]