SPF in Brain Damage Scandal!

Does Britney Spears' beloved son, Sean Preston Federline, have brain damage? Probably not, but some sources close to Britney are saying that it's possible he could have suffered some trauma when he fell off his hair chair. They also claim that this isn't the first time he's done hit his head. Apparently, he's fallen out of the bed twice, both times hitting his poor skull.

Britney is also shaking in her uggs at the fact that two of her former bodyguards are intending to put out a tell-all book on her calling her a drug-using slob! Not only that, but an insider also makes these claims:

• Britney is a drug-using whore with a stormy marriage
• Britney sleeps until 2pm and is a nasty ass slob who lets her dogs shit anywhere they want
• Britney always has drug dealers in her house and shit

Drug user?! I doubt it. She's just white-trash, I know sometimes it's hard to tell the difference...but in this case I don't think this bitch is a drug user. Maybe the chronic kind, but that's about it.

[The National Enquirer]