Ryan Seacrest Was a Fat Fag!

West Hollywood's #1 gay, Ryan Seacrest, has joined the Hollywood whiners club in complaining about their past. Ryan's past involved being a fat fuck! Ryan revealed to People magazine that as a teenager he was overweight and teased for it.

Despite playing football, Ryan tells the mag that by age 13 he topped out at around 180 pounds, primarily from eating junk food, like nachos, after school.

"I was overweight," he confesses, "because I used to come home and eat a cookie sheet pan of nachos and watch OPRAH every day of my life."

He tells People he was taunted by schoolmates who called him "Kubiak" after the bulky character on the TV series "Parker Lewis Can't Lose," and says he dreaded going to the beach because he had to take his shirt off and display his flabby mid-section.

"I remember that feeling and I think that drives me now to run and work out because I don't want to be back in that place again," the new host of radio's "American Top 40" says.

Ok...he ate cookies while watching Oprah?! Folks! There's no reason for him to come out of the closet anymore. That was basically it! It's a wrap! Bitch is a flamer!

[The Insider] [Pic: Velvet Hot Tub]