God Wants Mary J. Blige to Wear Bling

Mary J. Blige considers herself a religious person, but just because she is all into God doesn't mean that she doesn't love her material things. In fact, she thinks God wants her to be tacky and shit.

She said: "“My God is a God who wants me to have things. “He wants me to bling. He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block. I don't know what kind of God the rest of y'all are serving, but the God I serve says, '‘Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I'’m gonna make sure you're doing that'’."”

I agree with her. But why is it that her God gives her the cash to have diamonds, Gucci, Prada and shit and my God only gives me enough cash to buy shitty ass clothes at H&M. Something ain't right here.

Another thing, did God want that animal's life taken away so you can rock it and look hot? This bitch is dumb.

[MSNBC]