Denise Richard's Picture Perfect Portrait of Charlie Sheen
A 17-page document was filed Friday in L.A. alleging some shocking shit about Charlie Sheen by Denise Richards. The pair are currently embroiled in a divorce that is looking mighty ugly. Here's just some of the things she is alleging:
Charlie beat her ass
Charlie threatened to kill her ass
Charlie threatened to hurt her familia
Charlie was into kiddie porn involving little girls AND little boys
Charlie threatened to kill her dogs
Charlie is a drug addict
Charlie is a gambling addict
Charlie is addicted to whores
Charlie wanted her to have an abortion
Charlie accused her of poisoning their daughter with her breast milk
Charlie e-mailed a picture of his dick to several women
Charlie might have killed a porn star
Seriously! And here's some of my favorite quotes from the documents by Charlie:
"I hope you get breast cancer and die"
"I hope you get face cancer and die"
"You will never get to court, because you will be fucking dead"
"Enjoy your parents while they are still around"
If you have time you must get to TMZ and read this shit. I'm thinking of going to Lifetime right away and pitching this. Seriously, I'm thinking Jennie Garth and Grant Show for the lead roles. This is some good shit!