Aren't Her Eggs Dried Up?

Madonna is old as shit and about to hit the road this summer to promote that tired vagina of hers. Speaking of her tired vagina, she's reportedly hoping to have another child with husband, Guy Ritchie. This news comes when there are rumors that the couple have hit a rocky patch and are probably going to split up.

But according to a source, that is untrue: "[Madonna and Guy] are more in love than ever and having another baby will be their first priority. Although Madonna has a world tour coming up, she knows she is fit enough to be able to perform while pregnant."

I really don't need to deal with another celebrity birth at this moment. Can't L.A. put birth control in the water just for a few months. With Brangelina, Gwen and who knows else coming up...I just can't take it!!!

[The Bosh]