Star Jones is Alive!

Thank you Jesus! I knew you would come through for me! Star Jones is alive after cheating death during a botched breast lift! Please...that whole story was sooo phoney. You know they only told us that story to give that nasty thing time to heal and shit from like 10 different surgeries. Look how she's covered up! You know that bitch had some ribs removed, organs sucked, etc... Let's hope that dumb ho had a heart put in, so she'd have a little humanity!

And Gay Al wears short shorts!