She's Not Just Fat!

Britney Spears apparently has revealed that she has reason to be fat. She's pregnant, y'all! There have been several rumors over the last month that she's knocked up with the sperm of KFed yet again. God save us all!

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are telling friends that they're expecting a second child — less than six months after their first, Sean Preston, was born.

"I'm pregnant!" revealed the 24 year-old pop star to another woman in the spa at Maui's Four Seasons Hotel where Britney, Kevin and their baby son are staying.

Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: "Kevin said, 'Britney's pregnant again,' and when I expressed surprise he said, 'Yeah, it shocked the sh-- out of me too.'"

Seriously, why don't these two stop delaying the inevitable and just move into a fucking trailer already. Because flash to 10 years and that's where they will be with their 9 kids and KFed's girlfriend and shit.

[Star Magazine]