Paula Abdul is Losing Her Mind!

This is a pretty awful quality video of Paula Abdul on last night's American Idol telling two girls why they are in the bottom. You know sometimes Paula is completely calm and collected and other times she's on crack. I think there was a little mixture of bourbon, vodka, freon and Jesus juice in her Coke cup last night. She was off her fucking rocker. She couldn't stop laughing and she was leaning over in a slump. Check out the video!



And thanks to America for getting rid of that scab Brenna! God, I hated her ass. Here's what she said when she was eliminated:

"I just can't wait to start making some money. So any producers out there please call me so we can make some money."

Sweetie, the only money you're going to be making is in porn!



Speaking of porn...Heather Coxsucker was also let go. Well, you know where her career is headed or should I say her vagina.



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