My Name is Cameron Diaz and I'm a Complete Idiot

Want to know why Cameron Diaz stopped eating pork? It wasn't because she thinks piggies are cute and it wasn't because she thinks pork has more calories than other meats. Then what's the reason pray tell?

Because she once heard that pigs have the same mental capacity as a 3-year-old child.

Yup, I guess this ho is as dumb as she looks!

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