Kerry Katona Loves Her Breasts!

Kerry Katona is so glad that she got her breasts done and now thinks hers are the perfect pair.

She said: "I had my boobs done because they got a bit deflated after the kids. I wouldn't want them made any bigger or smaller now - I'm really happy with the way they are."

And hopefully her new ones will help attract Colin Farrell, because she wants him.

"I've met Colin a couple of times and he has always been so polite. I wouldn't mind him being a gentleman with me. He can also be as rough as he wants with me. I wouldn't mind either way!"

That means she'd let him piss in her mouth and shit on her tits. I'm serious, she would. I'm not being crude, just honest. Kerry for President!

[Female First]